America and Skechers won the Boston Marathon, but I won twitter with 46 retweets and a crazy rant about cheating and bandits. Next year I will offer $1000 cash money to any #champion willing to lead the race while wearing TRS gear for the first mile or so.
THAT’S HOW YOU DO IT. THAT’S HOW YOU EXERCISE!!! #Merica @runmeb #USA #BostonMarathon #BostonStrong
— The Real Starky (@TheRealStarky) April 21, 2014
Hot chicks #RockTheCock in addition to LA, Rich Roll and podium finisher Joe Raymond. Note: this is the first time Rich Roll has worn a shirt in over 3 years.
Which one of us is @TheRealStarky ? #whitemilk @lizzybarbara22 @rcutler23 pic.twitter.com/l4tWpaD4Ze
— Allie Nath (@caliallie8) April 23, 2014
Nice meeting w/ @lancearmstrong today, thanks to Jerrrry @jerry_kelly for the pic. See you in Puerto Rico pic.twitter.com/bctDNqa7Jk
— #RamonCorrada (@ramoncorrada) April 27, 2014
Yo thanks for the swag @TheRealStarky pic.twitter.com/9wuX1GlwFP
— richroll (@richroll) April 28, 2014
@TheRealStarky I didn’t get first place (3rd) but felt and #dressedlikeachamp #rockthecock pic.twitter.com/BIAUXqnGIX
— Joe Raymond (@JoeRaymond7) April 28, 2014
Please stand with me and be counted. #StopTheHate pic.twitter.com/YmlAtGX6eb
— Dark Mark (@_Dark_Mark) April 24, 2014
Finally, I’d like to name a #Starkamaniac of the Week. The sexy ladies of the World Triathlon Series are really exciting to watch. Gwen Jorgensen had an amazing run that earned her a podium spot after finishing the bike back two and a half minutes from the leaders. However, Sarah Groff is my #Starkamaniac of the week. Why? Because #Starkamania is all about the swim and the bike. When reached for comment, Sarah replied: “Thanks, Real Starky. It was your style: hard swim and bike, run a bit like a donkey, but end up with a decent result.”
We love you Groffy! Keep up the good work.
