America and Skechers won the Boston Marathon, but I won twitter with 46 retweets and a crazy rant about cheating and bandits. Next year I will offer $1000 cash money to any #champion willing to lead the race while wearing TRS gear for the first mile or so.
— The Real Starky (@TheRealStarky) April 21, 2014
Hot chicks #RockTheCock in addition to LA, Rich Roll and podium finisher Joe Raymond. Note: this is the first time Rich Roll has worn a shirt in over 3 years.
— Allie Nath (@caliallie8) April 23, 2014
— #RamonCorrada (@ramoncorrada) April 27, 2014
— richroll (@richroll) April 28, 2014
— Joe Raymond (@JoeRaymond7) April 28, 2014
— Dark Mark (@_Dark_Mark) April 24, 2014
Finally, I’d like to name a #Starkamaniac of the Week. The sexy ladies of the World Triathlon Series are really exciting to watch. Gwen Jorgensen had an amazing run that earned her a podium spot after finishing the bike back two and a half minutes from the leaders. However, Sarah Groff is my #Starkamaniac of the week. Why? Because #Starkamania is all about the swim and the bike. When reached for comment, Sarah replied: “Thanks, Real Starky. It was your style: hard swim and bike, run a bit like a donkey, but end up with a decent result.”
We love you Groffy! Keep up the good work.