Ask A Random Triathlete: Special Kona Edition
You probably haven’t heard—the news is subtle and hard to find—but it’s Kona race week. Now you could read one of those Kona advice articles…
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Ask a Random Triathlete: So Many Categories, Buckets, and Aerobars
I’m back! I know you all were anxiously awaiting my return, wandering blindly through life the last few weeks, directionless without a random triathlete to offer guidance….
Ask a Random Triathlete: High-Fat Diets and Bike Lanes
You all need lots of help. One perusal of the forum suggests just how much help you need. Fortunately, you have my advice to draw…
Ask A Random Triathlete: A Shitstorm of Questions
This week, we’re dispense amazing advice in a barrage of questions. Read all our past advice, which you know has to be good because it…
Ask a Random Triathlete: Picking Races and Fighting Old Dudes
Finally, this week, questions from you all that I actually know things about! Not that, as a Random Triathlete, I don’t know everything. Because I…
Ask a Random Triathlete: Life Hacks and Chamois Cream
As always, I am here, your Random Triathlete, to solve all your random triathlon problems. Just because I don’t know what I’m talking about doesn’t mean…
Ask a Random Triathlete: Crying Manly Tears & Recommending Shoes Over the Internets
This week, we answer both the big and the small questions. Like really big, like metaphorical in their scope, and yet incredibly tiny and detailed in their…
Ask a Random Triathlete: Losing Weight & Buying Shoes
Hey, yo, if you want advice from a random triathlete — and who doesn’t — then ask me questions either on this thread on the…
Ask a Random Triathlete: Racing Post-Break-Up, and Latex or Butyl?
As a random triathlete, I have a lot of opinions. Even about things I don’t know or care about. Yesterday, I got in a fight…
Ask A Random Triathlete: Will Other People Laugh At Me?
This week I decided to answer a bunch of random questions from you all. Because, basically, your questions are so basic it doesn’t even take…