It’s been a tough week for Darin Armstrong, the self-proclaimed professional marketing and communications supporter for Lance Armstrong, Livestrong and Team Livestrong. First, there was this article published exposing the fact that he is not in any way associated with either Lance Armstrong or Livestrong.
@DarinArmstrong LOL! These ‘so-called’ Ironman Triathletes are still babies wearing their diapers! Brought up by parents who spared the rod!
— David Ryan (@TriathleteUSA) June 25, 2015
Then, it was noted by some internet sleuths that the man or woman behind the Darin Armstrong account is likely running multiple accounts, namely Gordon’s Reign and David Ryan. These accounts have similar styles, tactics and they use a version of English that indicates it might not be their native language.
Most notably, all accounts regularly and unnecessarily use single quotation marks. Tragically, they talk to one another through twitter as if they are not the same person.
@DarinArmstrong Wonder what the 4yr old crybaby triathletes/Ironman athletes haters will think of this news! #Losers — David Ryan (@TriathleteUSA) June 26, 2015
@DarinArmstrong Those idiots don’t realize it’s a HUGE turnoff to women! I can’t imagine what the female atheltes think of these cry babies!
— David Ryan (@TriathleteUSA) June 26, 2015
@DarinArmstrong Keep up the great work your doing D! Ignore the haters! They’re just jealous & stupid! Their day in court with God is coming — David Ryan (@TriathleteUSA) June 25, 2015
Despite the negativity from some, Darin was focused on delivering exclusive #FollowFriday #FF support to his athletes and their sponsors.
Then, tragedy struck.
Twitter malfunctioned.
ATTN: Due To An Embarrassing, Poorly Run @Twitter (As bad or worse than #Myspace), I’ve got ‘Technical Difficulties’ with some features..
— Darin Armstrong (@DarinArmstrong) June 26, 2015
@DarinArmstrong The R/T not working as mentioned above. Appreciate your support and offer of retweets so very much. THANK YOU! — Carl Wright (@canuckcarl) June 26, 2015
What had gone wrong? Well, apparently Darin’s retweet button was not working. The favorite button worked, but not the RT button. Nevertheless, he would not be deterred.
“Quick tweet to ASSURE everyone that next #FollowFriday will work without technical difficulties!!”
— Darin Armstrong (@DarinArmstrong) June 26, 2015
It must have been very stressful for this to happen on the #SuperbowlSunday of #this #week on twitter, but Darin put on a brave face for those that needed him, tweeting a link to the Don’t Worry, Be Happy music video. His supporters were with him every step of the way.
@DarinArmstrong I’ve decided I will Favorite and RT every Reply on your feed today! We will overcome this inability to RT! Lol — Sheri Jones (@SheriJo_SBR) June 26, 2015
Luckily, Darin caught a break. Twitter got their heads out of their asses and, suddenly, the technical problen with Twitter was solved.
RETWEET FEATURE NOW AVAILABLE!!
— Darin Armstrong (@DarinArmstrong) June 26, 2015
In case you missed my last tweet, everyone can now #RT!
— Darin Armstrong (@DarinArmstrong) June 26, 2015
NOTE: I spoke to several experts who speculate that Darin’s RT button WASN’T actually broken. They believe that when Darin made his account private earlier in the week, this halted others’ ability to share his messages. Doh!!!
It might seem obvious to you that posts from private accounts cannot be shared, but it was obviously news to Darin.
Nonetheless, Darin was setting a furious tweeting pace, sharing scores of #Special #FF recommendations for his athletes and brands every single hour.
In total, he posted over 200 #FF promotional tweets, in addition to dozens of special/exclusive retweets for friends.
Who do you know on twitter that spends 12hrs on a Friday to support all his twitter athletes & their sponsors & doesn’t get paid for it?
— Darin Armstrong (@DarinArmstrong) June 26, 2015
But wait, there’s more.
Just when he thought his troubles were over, a Darin Armstrong impersonator showed up and started making trouble.
#FF @Holly_Lawrence_ #Triathlete @Ridley_Bikes @Pearlizumi @LazerHelmets @ROKASports http://t.co/yoqGj6q6GN READ: http://t.co/Hz0DNGKtiq
— DaRealDarinArmstrong (@DaRealDarinArms) June 26, 2015
ATTN: This @DaRealDarinArms account isn’t me folks. It’s just a jealous smart ass who can’t seem to make something of himself! #Loser
— Darin Armstrong (@DarinArmstrong) June 26, 2015
Conclusion
I respect Darin’s stamina, tenacity and willingness to work long hours for no pay. In another life, he could have been a professional triathlete. However, because he is a delusional and incompetent lunatic, I have no choice but to declare Darin’s Follow Friday the new Wall of Shame.
#FF@JessJonesTri#Pro#Triathlete@TeamRWB#WestPoint Grad, #Combat#Vet, 3X #Ironman#Champ, http://t.co/j8MqzSAvLDpic.twitter.com/CG0M07SXjV — Darin Armstrong (@DarinArmstrong) June 27, 2015